The Best of Verity Stob

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<li>How Friendly Is Your Software? </li>
<li>The Programmers' Guide to Programmers </li>
<li>Larn Yasel Programmin! </li>
<li>POET'S Day </li>
<li>The Maltese Modem </li>
<li>Late One Night </li>
<li>The Kraken Sleeps </li>
<li>Twenty Things (Almost) You Didn't Know </li>
<li>Few Lend (but Fools) </li>
<li>The Best Improve with Age </li>
<li>STOB versus the Software Engineers </li>
<li>Auntie Verity's Hardware Help </li>
<li>Underground Liff </li>
<li>The Games We Play </li>
<li>A Chance to Meet You </li>
<li>Wot Any Bule Kno </li>
<li>About </li>
<li>Not Fairies' Footfalls </li>
<li>FLGMJLLGHQ </li>
<li>In Glorious VerityVision </li>
<li>I Want to Die </li>
<li>Dear Bill </li>
<li>Modem Tales </li>
<li>Around and Around </li>
<li>Four Yorkshiremen </li>
<li>Email and Femail </li>
<li>Morse Code </li>
<li>I Prefer Tea </li>
<li>Junior Makes Three </li>
<li>Don't Look Back </li>
<li>Book of Anders </li>
<li>The Black Eye of the Little Blue Techie </li>
<li>Mr. Jobs Works Next Door </li>
<li>Quality Street </li>
<li>You May Start </li>
<li>8086 and All That </li>
<li>The Browser </li>
<li>Park Gates </li>
<li>Et Tu Gnome? </li>
<li>Let's Parler Y2K! </li>
<li>Yocam Hokum </li>
<li>Bye Bye Byte </li>
<li>Night Mail </li>
<li>Cringing for Bobot or How I Learned to Stop Worrying About the Quality of My Work and Just Made Dreary TV Programmes Instead </li>
<li>One Nostril Hair, 17mm, Grey </li>
<li>The Dog's Breakfast </li>
<li>Book of Yoc-am (Cont'd.) </li>
<li>Fair Play </li>
<li>By Other Means </li>
<li>Waltz$ </li>
<li>Thirteen Ways to Loathe VB </li>
<li>Claire's Story and Other Tragedies </li>
<li>Down the Pole </li>
<li>Out to Lunch </li>
<li>Two by Two </li>
<li>Big Iron Age Man </li>
<li>Just William </li>
<li>Downwards and Backwards with Dotdotdot </li>
<li>Up with the Joneses </li>
<li>Wherever He Goes </li>
<li>The Devil's Netiquette </li>
<li>At the Tomb of the IUnknown Interface </li>
<li>Double Plus Good? </li>
<li>I Know This, It's Unix </li>
<li>Your Call Is Important to Us </li>
<li>Way After 1984 </li>
<li>Patter Song </li>
<li>Roger D. Hubris Ate My Hamster </li>
<li>State of Decay </li>
<li>In Memoriam—Edsger Dijkstra, 1930–2002 </li>
<li>Open Saucery </li>
<li>Idle Thoughts of an Idle Process </li>
<li>Fragments from a New Finnish Epic </li>
<li>Stoblog </li>
<li>We Don't Guarantee That Using The Latest .NET XML Windows API Feature Can Metaphorically Speaking Put Bounce In Your Boobs And/Or Hairs On Your Chest (Delete As Applicable) But By Golly We Find It Extremely Hard To Imagine Circumstances Under Which This Will Not Follow As Naturally As Night Follows Day </li>
<li>Soundtrack </li>
<li>Damnation Without Relief </li>
<li>Cold Comfort Server Farm ForgeAhead </li>
<li>One After 409 </li>
<li>Jam Today </li>
<li>Borland Revelations </li>
<li>Patenting by Numbers </li>
<li>Confessions of a Spammer </li>
<li>Solder Cellar—Kindly Accept Substitutes </li>
<li>Lara's Last Stand? </li>
<li>Too Obscure or Rude </li>
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